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Here are some titles I deleted for today’s column:

• Three Tips for Hospital Sitting

• The Best Positions for Chair Sleeping in a Waiting Room

• How to Apply Makeup in a Public Restroom

• Five Things Your Coworkers Should Know About Covering Your Job.

• Why Texting Your Husband Is No Substitute for a Goodnight Kiss

No matter what the experts say, sometimes you should not write what you know. At least, not when you are needing a shower, a nap, and food that doesn’t come from a cafeteria. Instead, you should wait until time and distance bring some clarity and, hopefully, some universal truth that dazzles the soul. Or, at least until the gritty truth becomes nicely blurry.

We all suffer these times of trouble. It is part of our human condition in a fallen world. So, here are some more titles I had for today:

• How Sibling Unity Can Save the Day

• True Friends Know What to Say

• A Diet Coke with Extra Ice is the Elixir of Life

• A Text from your Husband at 10:00pm can Keep You Going

Stay tuned for the dazzling truth. I’m sure it is coming.